Seriously, right (don't go thinking I'm Dermot in disguise), I dreamt last night that Boro (for those who remember him) gave me a phone call and said to come and help him because "Chris, Mart and LemonJelly won't drink my tea, they're saying they don't like tea any more". So I went to see him and he was at this castle. He'd put graffiti on the wall saying "BORO FOREVER", and he said to me "they're in this castle, go and ask them if they'd like a cup of tea". So I went in, asked Chris if he wanted a cup of tea, and he just stared at me for ten seconds, before saying "cut ear". I said "pardon", he laughed, and I realised he'd said "cup of tea yeah" in a tiny tiny voice. So I said to Boro "what's the problem, they like tea!" when Mart shouted "CLOSE THE DOORS AND BAN THEM FROM EVO-WEB". The door closed quickly and pushed me into this moat around the castle and drowned, with Boro looking at me, shaking his head and going "I wanted to give them my tea, not your tea, you BASTARD", and I also noticed blood coming from behind my ears. That's when I realised I might have been murdered. Then I woke up.
(Incidentally, I've never seen Mart or LemonJelly, but in my dream they both looked like a shaved David Tennant in a James Bond style suit, Mart's hair as black as the pits of hell, LemonJelly's hair like a tidal wave of mud)
I swear to God, that's absolutely true. Which proves my point about having no life and how I need compensation for the next time this happens.
