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The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

BobbyBox said:
Hand him over to the police, raping and killing penguins is not ok.

I bet the seals started off putting salt on snails, then torturing cats and other small animals, before going onto the big time.
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Do you think he's capable of raping and killing those adorable little penguins? :CRY:

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It pisses me off that one of my best mates, the one i play PES the most with, plays on regular settings and likes playing only as Real Madrid either friendlies, tournaments (co-op), Master League campaigns (co-op as well).. you name it, and it has been like this since WE4 (always winning 10-0 or such). If i play against him i choose everything from Chelsea to South Korea, and when i beat him (ej. every time i'm tired of his antics), he rage quits and leaves.

he is a really good mate but it makes me want to stab him, honestly
 
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Working for a living.

I could totally live in an old caravan in a field somewhere and try to live off no money - if it wasn't for needing the bloody internet, and an Xbox, and a PlayStation. Curse you, technology!
 
Reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/WrahQpIWD08 ;-)

Well, to be honest I am ashamed to be unable to do most elementary things by myself. Well, I have a great job programming games for big entertainment companies but all in all it is just another house of cards I rely on. So if I would try to start things from zero I would be on one level with a twelve year old. Sad.
 
jaygrim said:
Cancer again.
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my mother has it too, hang in there, treat it like its just another illness. there are many examples of happy endings, such a shame even some doctors treat who has cancer like an already dead person. but statistics mean nothing to the individual. it says 80% of people with pancreatic cancer die within 5 years and 95% of appendectimies occur with zero complications but there are cases of pancreatic cancer patients that lived and unfortunately appendicitis patients that unfortunately passed
 
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Headaches. I've had a headache every other day on average in the past 30 days, and after 15 years of headaches and migraines I'm getting sick of the fuckers.
 
I drink water with a little bit of squash, only a splash. Don't think I drink enough, but then again even when I consciously make an effort (like last night) I still wake up with one.
 
gabe.paul.logan said:
broken little finger
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the doctor took off the junk of my pinky and the 3 spikes out of it on monday, and i got only a bandage for the wounds, so i took it off today to try it out how much can i train it. well only if i could move my finger at all ....:BOP:
...on my own she tried my finger in the hospital & it moved, ofcourse with a lot of her help only :BORED:




feels so effin helplessly weird
 
Chris Davies said:
I drink water with a little bit of squash, only a splash. Don't think I drink enough, but then again even when I consciously make an effort (like last night) I still wake up with one.
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I drink a couple of litres a day now, I think it helps? And I always have a pint before bed.
 
ARGH.

Just at work. Eating a breakfast biscuit. Can feel a sneeze coming so decide to swallow quickly. I'm too late. At the EXACT moment I swallow, I sneeze - I throw my head back in an attempt to force the food to "drop" down my throat (which I realise would never work), but what actually happens is that I become a FOUNTAIN OF BISCUIT, a bit like the world's weirdest firework display.

I'm now collecting the soggy pieces together and putting them into a little tissue.

Fuck my life.
 
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