Weird/Strange/Just damn not right footballers names

[Revan]

Walter Fabian-Assman

Givanildo Vieira de Souza AKA Hulk

more please.

 

[matherto]

There's a Belgian or Dutch player called De Cock isn't there?

 

[Placebo]

Alfred Strange.......

 

[AK.Rabona]

Tugay( pronounced too gay or two guy) Kerimoglu- Blackburn Rovers

 

[ThomasGOAL]

Philipe Cocu (Cocu mean adultery victim in French)

 

[Bitter Rivals]

Gavin Peacock

Darren Peacock

 

[n4p4st4]

Adi Mutu = mute (romanian)
Surdu = deaf (romanian)
Freier = the way it's pronounced it means dumb in romanian
Hoyte = it's pronounciation means carcass in romanian.
Butt (NUFC).

 

[T Butcher fan]

Stefan Kuntz!

And doesn't Schweinsteiger mean something odd in German?

 

[Milanista]

Adi Mutu = mute (romanian)
Surdu = deaf (romanian)
Freier = the way it's pronounced it means dumb in romanian
Hoyte = it's pronounciation means carcass in romanian.
Butt (NUFC).

Similar to Italian (Mutu and Surdu)... instead its Muto and Sordo

Caglione (Gk from Cagliari - Coglione means balls and is very vulgar
Strunz - Stronzo means asshole or dickhead in italian. Theres the famous Trappatoni video that i'm sure ALL germans and italians know where he repeatedly says STRUNZ.
Pirlo - Pirla means idiot

 

[Eyel3ss]

Stefan Kuntz!

And doesn't Schweinsteiger mean something odd in German?

schwein means Porc in German!

Patrice Loko

loco means crazy in spanish (but i think u all know it)

 

[tuta]

Kaká.
"caca" means poo in French...

 

[Milanista]

Cacca means poo in italian, but because of the accent, it doesnt mean that. Its prunounced ka-kaaa, where as poo is kakk-ah

 

[Rochemback10]

Whatever happened to Claudio Pitbull of FC Porto ?

 

[Joe]

Quim

 

[cfdh_edmundo]

Fabien Cool (French Goalkeeper) ["Cool" for the oppositions striker]
Igor Tudor (Croatian player) [Tudor is the name of English Kings in the middle ages]
Wayne Hennessey (Welsh goalkeeper) [Hennessy is a fine distilled liqour (alcoholic) similar to Vodka]
Didier Domi (French Defender) [Dom-mi sort of sounds like "our home" in Serbian / Croatian]
Danny Higginbottom (English player) [sounds like he has got problems with his rear end]
Dean Windass (English player) [sounds like he has severe flatulence]
Maxim Shatskikh (Uzbek / Dinamo Kyiv striker) [sounds like he walked in a dog poo]
Kakha Kaladze (Georgian player) [Milan have a "caca" for a first name and a second name]
Oh Beom-Suk (Korean player at Samara in Russia)

 

[Rentalkid]

Franco Foda
What was it again in Portuguese? F* for free?

Mike Terranova
Now that's a wicked name!

Sabri Lamouchi
Phonetically it means "The Pussy" in German.

 

[airjoca]

There was a german player called Franco Foda, which in Portuguese means Franco Fuck. :lol:

Edit: just got beat to it

 

[edible10]

apparently there was a guy back in the 70's i think it was and his name was ars bandeet

 

[tobi]

Pierre Fanfan

I remember playing PES4 or 5 and hearing the commentator say his name, I had to pause the game for 10 minutes

 

[*aLe]

KAKHA Kaladze.. Same as Kakà, but this is definitely pronounced the other way round compared to kakà..

 

[Revan]

- Argelico 'Argel' Fucks

- Paul Dickov

- Brian Pinas

- Dick van Dijk (some dude from Ajax in the old days)

- Eric Djemba-Djemba

- Boa Morte (Means "good death" in portuguese)

- Joseph-Desiré Job

 

[n4p4st4]

Milanista, yep. many words are simillar in romanian and italian.
Rochemback10, Pitbull is now at Rapid Bucuresti.
Nacer Barazite, just replace the b with a p
Pinga (Internacional) = Dick in spanish if i'm correct.

 

[ThomasGOAL]

Igor Tudor (Croatian player) [Tudor is the name of English Kings in the middle ages]

Tudor (tu dors) that mean "you sleep" in French

 

[The_Special_One]

Fodé Mansare (3th person verb fuck)
Tomas Kona (cona=a thing in the women that we love!)
Piricona (ok, cona again)
Mrdakovic (merda=shit, a kind of shitovic?)
Rabiola (gay, ok it's normal he plays in FC Porto)

 

[Revan]

Fodé Mansare (3th person verb fuck)
Tomas Kona (cona=a thing in the women that we love!)
Piricona (ok, cona again)
Mrdakovic (merda=shit, a kind of shitovic?)
Rabiola (gay, ok it's normal he plays in FC Porto)

good one.

Balboa, just not right.

 

[sattan_hussein]

Pinga (Internacional) = Dick in spanish if i'm correct.

Pinga is his nickname and is another name for cachaça (brazilian drink)
Cana too, and there's a player named Pitu (at Barcelona, i think), which is a brand of cachaça.

 

[The_Special_One]

good one.

Balboa, just not right.

 

[UJSupanova]

Danny Invincible is a great name.

 

[Daftman]

Quim

Winner

 

[Revan]

Quim

don't get it...