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Your Own Art thread

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Kevin, that wallpaper is quite nice, the desaturated background looks good. I just think the wallpaper is too dark and blurred, and that kind of lets it down. Anyway, I like it and I think the text is effective though simple. Good work overall. ;)
 
This is my new album. I will post more songs as I write them.

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SONG FOR GAY (DISAPPEAR QUEER)

I am trying to be a hetero,
In an age of homosexuality
I am trying to be a hetero,
because on the TV, Will Young sings.

So I enjoy and I devour
breasts and shaven fanny.
But all my friends,
They‘re all gay now;
And one of them really, fancies me.

At the video shop
we meet at precisely 9 o'clock.
I buy some Hugh Grant film
and I watch it with complete disdain.
Penis rises in my pants,
but when I come, I feel nothing.

Feasting on Westlife
and Take That CD’s
(Robbie won't save you)

Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer

We stroll down Canal Street
into the club “YMCGAY“.
I am handed a Smirnoff Ice,
and I swallow with complete disdain.
Men in drag with their arse out;
Remember to look camp.
We suck each others' penises,
and make sure we are noticed.
(A butt plug won't save you)

Because Engerlund is a massive queer,
it sucks the cock right off of me
How we long to be real men who drink real beer

Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer (x4)​
 
hutch gets less and less funny with every passing post....
 
Just wait for Two More Queers, So Queer We Are, Helicopter (meatspin.com), Banqueer and Where Is Homo.
 
Should I ban hutch?

A simple yes or no is all thats required
 
No, he's alright. He just needs a humour transplant (or a couple of pints).
 
His WWE/Man Utd thing from another message board is hilarious.
Not many wrestling fans here so they wouldnt get it.
 
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