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The ALL-NEW Caption Competition 2012 As endorsed by Chris Davies

jaygrim

jaygrim

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Ok so I am going to start a new caption comp.

RULES

  • Each round will last for 1 week, during which time you can enter upto THREE captions. Any other captions past your first three cannot win points.
  • Each season will last for 20 weeks, after which time a champion will be announced and the scores reset.
  • If scores for first place are tied at the end of a season, there will be a playoff over 5 days to decide a winner.
  • First place awards 5 points, second place awards 3 points, third place awards 1 points.
  • Editing entered captions is allowed only for slight alterations - editing a post with an entirely new joke is NOT ALLOWED and will result in the entry being disqualified. So try saving your last entry for a few days if you think you might better it!
  • Each caption must be entered into its own seperate post. This is to make caption-editing easier to spot.

We have a special prize being custom made by our friends over at Davies industries, They will go to first and second place.

Ok, so here goes.

Week one

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1st Honome 5 points: After not scoring a single goal in the first 3 matches in Premiere League, Arsenal surprises the world and in the last minute of transfer window announce the new team member: the german striker Octo Puzzy. Asked about the new player, Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger declares: "- The fact that Mr. Puzzy have 8 legs and no brain can be compensate by his willpower; if we had more Puzzies in the team we would not be in this delicate situation right now."

2nd Bobbybox 3 points: The recession hits everybody in London. Even the gangsters can't afford bigger bin bags.

3rd Jamezinho 1 point:"That's the last time you suggest we go out and get trashed."

Caption comp league table

1 Bobbybox 13 points
2 Wilko22 11 points
3 Milanista 8 points
4 Jamesy 7 points
5 Honome 5 points
6 Aboutreika18 5 points
7 StuartCulli 4 points
8 Tim7 3 points
9 Jamezinho 1 point
10 Bitter rivals 1 point
11 gerd
12 S-NipE
13 goalgerd
14 TikTikTikTikTik
15 Treetopp
16 Buzzy
 
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After not scoring a single goal in the first 3 matches in Premiere League, Arsenal surprises the world and in the last minute of transfer window announce the new team member: the german striker Octo Puzzy. Asked about the new player, Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger declares: "- The fact that Mr. Puzzy have 8 legs and no brain can be compensate by his willpower; if we had more Puzzies in the team we would not be in this delicate situation right now."
 
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The new controversial BTG (Bag To Guy) police unit shows it's no nonsense approach to littering.
 
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Londoners wanting to make a late push for a Paralympic entry immediately regret their decision
 
Binmen gather to support their colleague as he reports a case of stolen shoes to the police.
 
Garbage of the newly inaugurated Chinese restaurant: The "Little Xangai Fookers", specializing in all types of meat... literally!
 
At first it was the 'Hug a Hoodie' campaign; now the Torys announce plans for the slightly more controversial 'Bin a Bender'.
 
Liverpool's desperate search for a striker resulted in them checking out any old 2 legged rubbish...
 
Week two

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Sorry to be a pain but can you post the picture with the caption.

And you have now qualified for the special booby prize also made by my friends over at Davies industries. And my captions don't count.
 
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Man intrigued by world's smallest graffiti written on bathroom floor, "Jay sucks knobs for a fiver"
 
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