The ALL-NEW Caption Competition 2012 As endorsed by Chris Davies

[Honome]

John soon regretted thinking "What idiot needs handles on both sides of the toilet?!"

 

[BobbyBox]

"Arrgghh! All of my blood is rushing to my head....and so is the contents of the toilet!"

 

[Andy]

BING BONG! This is Autotoilet your time has expired for sitting down,you have been ejected.Please think of the queue outside. Thankyou for using Autotoilet.BING BONG!

 

[jaygrim]

Milanista: 5 points Now we know why DJDoc never came back...

BobbyBox: 3 points The disabled toilet that makes you disabled

StuartCulli: 1 point The first ever image released from the infamous 'Lasagne-gate' shows ex-Tottenham manager Martin Jol checking on the condition of his star-striker Jermain Defoe in the next cubicle.

So hard this week, they were all good.

WEEK THREE

 

[BobbyBox]

After a national poll of the nations favorite Jelly Baby, Black comes last.

Black Jelly Baby: "SAY WHAT?!!"

 

[Milanista]

Editing balls in PES isn't the same as it was back in the day.

 

[Jamezinho]

"You're back home early, darling...."

 

[Chris Davies]

John... It's not that bad! Honestly. You can hardly notice it. It's just an allergic reaction. Everybody has them. Now come on, we're going to be late for the party.

 

[Chris Davies]

I swear to God I'm not DJDoc. I'm Barry White. Honest to God.

 

[jaygrim]

You are banned from winning.

 

[BobbyBox]

"Oh god, every morning I wake up feeling bloated. Maybe I should stop attaching that vacuum cleaner to my mouth of an evening?

 

[Milanista]

The mysterious Mart of Evo-Web finally reveals himself.

 

[Chris Davies]

You are banned from winning.

At least let me finish second.

That's what she said.

 

[BobbyBox]

The negatives finally come into the public domain of Frosty The Snowman, 30 years to the day and finally prove 'Frosty Gate'

 

[jaygrim]

Dj Doc tries a disguise to worm his way back on to Evo-web but the fat fuck fools nobody

 

[Tim7]

Can you enter your own competition?! It's a winner though .

 

[Jamezinho]

What's all this DJ Doc shizzle about?

 

[S-NipE]

What's all this DJ Doc shizzle about?

+1

My contribution is coming soon, still thinking what to write about a picture displaying something I am not sure what it is really.

 

[Tim7]

He was a bellend from a few years ago, got banned but apparently is back...

 

[Jamezinho]

He was a bellend from a few years ago, got banned but apparently is back...

I remember him well, just didn't realise he was supposedly back. Thought you lot were on a wind up.

 

[Joe]

Biggest douche ever. I liked him.

 

[S-NipE]

Max Mosley's second attempt to gain some fame in the erotic business ended after an unexpected problem.

 

[Tim7]

It gets worse... I'm pregnant!

 

[S-NipE]

Disappointed about not getting their new Iphone on the release day, some potential buyers developed bizarre tactics to compensate the loss.

Btw: I think the points on the first page are wrong. Bobby was second twice, which means he should have 2*3=6 Points, yet he is listed with 8. And there is a typo in the results of week 1, where the second place is said to earn just 2 points.

 

[Jamesy]

Steve tried to deny that he was scared during the Swimming With Sharks afternoon, but he was clearly full of sh*t...

 

[Aboutreika18]

Dave regretted farting in his gimp suit.

 

[Jamesy]

Morph's career hadn't gone the way he'd planned after leaving Tony Hart. Years of booze & easy women had left him as the black sheep of the family.

 

[Jamezinho]

As armed forces cutbacks take affect, the SAS were less than impressed with their new urban warfare gear.

 

[BobbyBox]

Btw: I think the points on the first page are wrong. Bobby was second twice, which means he should have 2*3=6 Points, yet he is listed with 8. And there is a typo in the results of week 1, where the second place is said to earn just 2 points.

I get extra points for being awesome.

 

[jaygrim]

Sorry it was 3 points for second, fixed. You try that again Bobby and you will be banned.