The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

Beckham - When they told me about a bush and protection i was thinking of something else?

 

[scratch-br]

Beckham: If they are all big like this here, I won't play without this protection.

 

[Chris Davies]

This has actually been better than I expected!

Not the best picture though, at least it was topical. Hopefully I can find a good picture for next week, if anyone has any suggestions feel free to PM me.

 

[MonkeyJug]

Bush: "Is that a blade of grass, or is that your wife?"

 

[Ad16]

Beckham: "Er, does my bum look big in this?"

Bush: "No, but everything else does!"

 

[Grayperview]

Reggie Bush "who the fuck are you again?"

 

[RuneEdge]

Reggie Bush "who the fuck are you again?"

:lol:

 

[FlawlessCowboy]

"I thought we were getting David Beckham, not Roberto Carlos?"

 

[winston]

Beckham: So, what's it like being President?

Bush: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?

 

[the_thing]

...and today we are proud to announce our newest field goal kicker: David Beckham...

 

[ClassicManiac]

"Vic's gonna kill me... these tight shorts feel MAJOR, but they made her panties disappear forever. Ouh!"

 

[the_thing]

Beckham: Do I look so bad in this pic that the ALL-NEW caption competition has stopped for 2 days?!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 1 RESULTS

That was brilliant, there were six people I wanted to give points to but there can only be three winners. Here you go...

1st Place: marukomu
So, David. Is it true about your wife's arse being a wide reciever?

2nd Place: urbanspy
My Balls bigger than your Ball!!

3rd Place: footyfan
Reggie Bush "who the fuck are you again?"

 

[Chris Davies]

(A quick reminder before the start of this week; please note that you are only allowed three entries, and edited entries are disqualified from gaining points.)

ROUND 2 (20th July 07 - 27th July 07)

 

[Chris Davies]

(example entry)

Coopz, left: Are you sure this plane will get us to Leipzig in one piece, Wrighty?

CW, right: YES, trust me. This front bit here was modelled on my bald head.

 

[MonkeyJug]

Finally, the reason why american pilots kill so many friendly troops is revealed. They can't see.

Controversial, I know...

 

[MonkeyJug]

Usually, I'd wait until my wife had finished stroking my bulbous head before having a cigarette.

 

[MonkeyJug]

...and I thought the 'egg in the bottle trick' was clever!

 

[jaygrim]

Bloke 1 - I cant think of anything funny at all to say.

Bloke 2 - Hhmmm.

 

[jaygrim]

Bloke 1 - So Mr Bloke 1 do you think our new Robin Reliant is going to take off?

Bloke 2 - I fucking doubt it Mr Bloke 2 it only goes 15 mph.

 

[jaygrim]

Bloke 1 - Looking into the crystal ball i can see your going to meet a tall dark handsome man.

Bloke 2 - Fuck that what are next weeks lottery numbers?

 

[winston]

And this is the giant womble's head I was talking about.

 

[winston]

Guy on left: ...and if you place your hand on it's nose, you'll find it becomes completely stuck to it.

Guy on right: Like this? Ah, it is indeed stuck. Bravo! What a marvellous invention.

 

[winston]

Woman out of shot: How many times do I have to tell you perverts to stop stroking it!

Guys in shot: We were just LOOKING!

 

[Chris Davies]

I'll have to have a long hard think about whether one user can claim first second and third place now. Bravo!

 

[Jamesy]

At first, Timothy was concerned when Christian told him he had something big with a round head he wanted him to feel...

 

[RuneEdge]

Go on. Touch it. You know you wanna.

 

[Jamesy]

Bruce Wayne: Has the Bat Mo-banger got a full tank of petrol Alfred?

 

[marukomu]

Paris Hilton was the last to use it. $10 to touch. $25 a sniff.

 

[marukomu]

Son. I'm going to tell you a secret. We believe it originated from the planet Madonnasbra in the GHV2 system and came on a ray of light.

I'm breathless. It's like a prayer. Like those bedtime stories you used to tell me.

Go on. You're the first to touch it.

Wow, I feel like a virgin.

Calm down, son.

Papa don't preach.