The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[tobi]

Red suit (Speaking to someone off camera) - "Are we the new Power Rangers?"

Someone off camera - :thumbup:

Blue Suit - :8):

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 5 RESULTS

1st Place: marukomu
Japanese Tory and Labour MPs prepare for the local erections

2nd Place: miguel.
Guy on the right: Does that "S" on your helmet stand for Seabass?
Guy on the left: Yeah.
Guy on the right: Fuck off, then.

3rd Place: Jay666
Ninjabreakz and Stringer bell break into CW's Evo-Web office to find it empty apart from his small wig collection on top of the cupboard

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 6 (17th August 07 - 24th August 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Joystick]

The much anticipated Japanese redesign of Red vs. Blue raised question marks amongst Halo fans

 

[Joystick]

Too late :p

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHA, that's cruel, would have got a top-three place with that.

 

[Jamesy]

Hello, welcome to the Microsoft technical helpline...

 

[jaygrim]

I was just gonna do that. NUTS.

 

[marukomu]

No, Mr. Wenger. I don't want to sign for you amd I certainly don't want to see some puppies.

 

[Jamesy]

Funfair? Called Neverland? Get paid £10m for any "inconveniences"? Personally invited by Michael Jackson? Hmm...

 

[freddyboy]

Yes Madam Policemen do sound younger these days, now which emegency service do you require?

 

[jaygrim]

Hello childline.

 

[jaygrim]

No i'm sorry Gary Glitter's not in right now.

 

[marukomu]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's father tries to secure one final contract with Alex Ferguson.

 

[Ad16]

"What is up?"

 

[miguel.]

"Hello? I'm sorry, I'm def. Could you write that up?"

 

[Chris Davies]

Minus one point for spelling mistake... You get it back if you can figure out where it is

 

[Jamesy]

Want bitty...

 

[freddyboy]

Baby no1 is free, she's hot and horny, calls cost £1.50/min plus your network rate.

 

[freddyboy]

Hi,Yeah, can I get a 12 inch, stuffed crust, with half pepperoni and half breast milk please. [/QUOTE]

 

[marukomu]

woman: I'm unbuttoning my blouse. I'm slowly peeling back my lacy black bra. My nipples are aching and erect. My breast falls free of it's support with a sexy bounce. I feel your hands cupping my breast. I gasp as I feel your hot mouth around my nipple. I'm in ecstasy as you gently suck.
baby: uuuuurgggghhhhhhh!!!
woman: Did you come?
baby: No, I just shit my nappy!

 

[jaygrim]

Hello this is FIFA08's art department, how can i help?

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 6 RESULTS

1st Place: freddyboy
Yes Madam Policemen do sound younger these days, now which emegency service do you require?

2nd Place: Jay666
Hello Childline.

3rd Place: jj710
Funfair? Called Neverland? Get paid £10m for any "inconveniences"? Personally invited by Michael Jackson? Hmm...

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 7 (24th August 07 - 31st August 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Chris Davies]

Try it, she tastes like peanuts! Mmm... Peeeanuuuts...

 

[Jamesy]

Bush misunderstands the concept of "getting head"

 

[Gareth G]

Don't worry madam, i won't bomb your country.

 

[marukomu]

Woman with superglue on forehead involved in Bush headbutt attack

 

[Ret KiT]

New pantene commercial canditate, president's can't deny but to feel it up close!

 

[marukomu]

President Bush Sucks!