The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[MonkeyJug]

I said bring me Pete, Doc - not Street Hawk!

 

[jaygrim]

SHIT timelord i thought you said gaylord?

 

[Sean]

"Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?"

 

[jaygrim]

Some people will do anything to jump the que outside Northern Rock.

 

[Ret KiT]

"Im going to have you come to my motorbike for some sexy time oui oui"

 

[marukomu]

Valentino Rossi in pole

 

[Jamesy]

Mmm you really are an Easy Rider

 

[Joe]

David Tennant is the new face of Zovirax

 

[BobbyBox]

Ghostly apparitions of a white dildo halt Doctor who's latest series, as cast are terrified!! David Tennant says "Black Helmets and white Dildos are not a good combination"

 

[jaygrim]

Motorcycle police go all out to find the body of Madeleine McCann.

 

[Sean]

McLaren go to great lengths to hide the dirty evidence from Ferrari

 

[Sean]

Alonso Was willing to do anything to stop Lewis Hamilton from Winning

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"OOOhhh........hmmmm thats actually quite nice"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Director behind camera : "Thats it, keep your mouth open for the next one!"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"The sight of a nude Jeremy Clarkson was just too much for the Hamster"

 

[Jumbo_]

"David Tenant gets fucked up the arse by man wearing black motorcycle helmet."




Can you tell i'm out of ideas:lmao:

 

[jaygrim]

"David Tenant gets fucked up the arse by man wearing black motorcycle helmet."




Can you tell i'm out of ideas:lmao:

I nearly spat my tea out then.

 

[BobbyBox]

"Trust me it is the saddle your sitting on - It's a new design it goes up there and stops you falling off - its one size fits all"

 

[BobbyBox]

"OH!! the Hokey Cokey....OH!! the Hokey Cokey....Knees bend, Arms stretch BUMMED BUMMED BUMMED!!!"[/QUOTE]

 

[Chris Davies]

"OH!! the Hokey Cokey....OH!! the Hokey Cokey....Knees bend, Arms stretch BUMMED BUMMED BUMMED!!!"

Someone had a dodgy uncle.

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 10 RESULTS

1st Place: bbbybx
OH!! the Hokey Cokey....OH!! the Hokey Cokey....Knees bend, Arms stretch BUMMED BUMMED BUMMED!!!

2nd Place: Jay666
SHIT timelord i thought you said gaylord?

3rd Place: Ret KiT
Im going to have you come to my motorbike for some sexy time oui oui

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 11 (21st September 07 - 28th September 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

This is the second-to-last week of the competition before a winner is crowned and it's all reset for another season!
Can Jay666 catch Marukomu? Can bbbybx catch Jay666? Good luck gentlemen!

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Jose: "Wanker"

Roman: "Tosser"

 

[marukomu]

He was 27 million pounds... he plays or you're fired.

 

[BobbyBox]

Mourinho sacked as Roman feels left out - he wasn't given a team red armband

"even the teddy got one!!" Raged Roman.

 

[marukomu]

I've ordered another 24,000 to fill all the empty seats on match days

 

[Jamesy]

(RA):It's fuzzy, touch it...

...not the bear you idiot, my hair!

 

[jaygrim]

This doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[Chris Davies]

The real reason why Jose walked out on Chelsea...

Roman: I thought we could try and make up; I got you this bear with your daughter's name on it, and PES2008 for your PS3.
Jose: Have you played the demo of that game? Are you trying to insult me? That game is fucking shit. I QUIT.

 

[jaygrim]

Roman - I knew SWP wouldn't mind dressing up for us.