The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[freddyboy]

Some news just in here on E!Entertaiment News...80's guitar band ZZ Top are set to split over artistic differences......

 

[jaygrim]

And when is the last time you fucking cleaned up in here? There's grass growing in the corner where the fucking TV used to be.

 

[jaygrim]

Bearded man number one shows bearded man number two the door. bearded man number two shows bearded man number one the end of his finger. Bearded man number three looks on with a beard.

 

[bebo]

Look! did you made love to my goat The goat over there chewing on that belt...boysitting down: DAMN! where did I put my.. . pants

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 6 RESULTS

1st Place: freddyboy
"Get the remote, it's over there..." - "I know where it is Malachai..."

2nd Place: Jay666
And when is the last time you fucking cleaned up in here? There's grass growing in the corner where the fucking TV used to be.

3rd Place: Dermot
Just before their famous razorblade invention, the Gilette brothers spent weeks arguing over whether they should go with that or the aeroplane John Gilette (on right) had been working on in the back yard.

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 7 (16th November 07 - 23rd November 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[MonkeyJug]

Tony suffers yet another inferiority complex. This time his rival is a 9x4 chrome rod...

 

[jaygrim]

Metal Mickey - "Suck this bitch".

 

[walsh_daryl]

All of a sudden it suddenly sprang to Tony's mind, shit I forgot to Sky + DOG The Bounty Hunter!!!!!

 

[jaygrim]

Cheryl loved cock 24/7.

 

[freddyboy]

My God, mother was right about you.....I fucking hate you

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Tony thinking to himself:

"I wish she would do that for me"

 

[Chris Davies]

Ten extra points for not making a blowjob reference.

Spoiler

No, not really.

 

[Dermot]

Tony Blair: "Interesting, with her mouth open wide like that it's almost as if she's simulating a blowjob"

 

[Dermot]

"Blair was getting tired at the 'Lockjaw - Britains new epidemic' meeting"

 

[Dermot]

"Actually, with that pipe and her mouth open like that it really does look like she's simulating the action of a blowjob"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

After the blowjob thought Tony thinks to himself:

I love her........I mean look at how she can match her lipstick to her blouse to perfection

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"I wish my cock was big enough to fill that mouth,........I bet Gordon's is"

 

[Tim7]

Of all the people in all the world, why did I have to fucking meet you?

 

[Jamesy]

Tony has a mixed look of suprise and disgust as his beloved wife lets out a monster belch, which strangely smells of garlic...

 

[freddyboy]

AAAHHHHYYYYYIIIIAHHHHHYYY WILL ALWAYS......LOVE YOU OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHYYYY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU etc etc etc.
...


(respect to Bobbybox)

 

[freddyboy]

Note to self......ease congestion on the M25 with a second Dartford Tunnel.......

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 7 RESULTS

1st Place: freddyboy
AAAHHHHYYYYYIIIIAHHHHHYYY WILL ALWAYS......LOVE YOU OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHYYYY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU etc etc etc. (Respect to Bobbybox)

2nd Place: jj710
Tony has a mixed look of suprise and disgust as his beloved wife lets out a monster belch, which strangely smells of garlic...

3rd Place: Jay666
Metal Mickey - "Suck this bitch".

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 8 (23rd November 07 - 30th November 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[jaygrim]

Chris (right) and Jay (left) wait outside game for the release of rockband.

 

[Jumbo_]

Opera fans were shocked to see photo's of supposedly dead Pavarotti 'gaying it up' with Johnny Depp at a bus stop.

 

[Jumbo_]

Contrary to what his vest says, Dave knows that faggots aren't fantastic, and is aware that he looks a complete twat.

 

[jaygrim]

The Evo-Web mods christmas party gets underway.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Hollywood goes nuts for the newest trend in Fashion, The Mash Up". This season sees Roberto Cavalli and Vivienne Westwood combine to create the GayStar collection"

 

[jaygrim]

Even that lucky rabbits foot wasn't gonna stop these two from getting twatted.