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The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

BobbyBox said:
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While Keanu Reeves takes a tour to raise awarness of Soldiers lives in Iraq, he dodges a Bullet right at the last moment.

Keanu said;

'I earned millions of pounds for staring in the Matrix - but the most valuable thing I got from that Film was being taught this gravity defying move - it saved my life!'

he went on to say;

'I am now devoting my whole life to teaching the American and British Soldiers this move - Countless lives can be saved.......I am a film actor no more'
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When asked what he thought of it all he responded:

"Grr, beep, beep, hellooooo, beep, beep, zzzsstttffff, beep beep, ooooo, kkkkkk"[/B]
 
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The new american marine projectile system was much cheaper than risking lives going on a plane.... safer too
 
Haha I think jay's got this one wrapped already!:lol: I cant say the limbo one now either;)

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"I knew curry night was a bad idea" said Nigel after Colin takes him out with one hard blast of vindaloo fueled fart.
 
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[American commentator voice]
And you join us as Jonny Naff goes into spasm mid-pop here at the 2008 Iraqi breakdancing trials. Backbreaking stuff.
[/American commentator voice]
 
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"Corporal Lewis, the hardest cunt walking in the military, the conventional situp was no good in his book, he done his standing up holding 2 150lbs bags of rocks"
 
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Adult entertainment had reached a new low when soldiers started flashing their nutsacks for the new "Soldiers Gone Wild" series.
 
ROUND 3 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: BobbyBox
While Keanu Reeves takes a tour to raise awarness of Soldiers lives in Iraq, he dodges a Bullet right at the last moment.
(That's all you needed to put Bobby!! :lol:)

2nd Place: jaygrim
Newsflash: US soldier breaks back during mini helecopter attack.

3rd Place: Dermot
Corporal Lewis, the hardest cunt walking in the military, the conventional situp was no good in his book, he done his standing up holding 2 150lbs bags of rocks

HER LIST

1st Place: Dermot
Corporal Lewis, the hardest cunt walking in the military, the conventional situp was no good in his book, he done his standing up holding 2 150lbs bags of rocks

2nd Place: freddyboy
US military intelligence tries to smuggle out the evidence of Friendly fire incidents

3rd Place: Aliboy
The enemy takes advantage of the Teenage American Marine Turtles fatal flaw
 
SEASON THREE: ROUND 4 (18th January - 25th January 08)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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In some cultures it is considered offensive to show the sole of your foot. Wai Sak Lee duly accepts his punishment. HSBC - The world's local bank.
 
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