The Random Crap Thread

[jaygrim]

Yeah Nick, fuck off.

 

[Nick Cave]

Enlightenment of the soul...

 

[jaygrim]

A weak, pale soul that can hardly lift a cup because of the lack of meat.

 

[Nick Cave]

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

It's probably why you are always getting injured...

 

[Nick Cave]

Someone (I know not who) sent me a picture of a picture of Rodger Federer on my phone, what do you think it means?...

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

?, maybe you should make a picture of your phone with the image on it and send it back.

 

[Nick Cave]

?, maybe you should make a picture of your phone with the image on it and send it back.

done...

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Let us know if you get anything back.

 

[matherto]

Trying to log in on Twitter and it keeps redirecting to the same un-logged in homepage just with this as the address.

http://168.143.161.29/

Won't let me log in, just keeps doing that, should I be worried?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Post a moan on facebook...

 

[Nick Cave]

For Jay...

YouTube - Kitties Singing Joy-Joy-Joy!

 

[DagsJT]

Saw Chris Davies posted this:

YouTube - Magic Otter - The Translation

 

[DagsJT]

Wasn't sure where the best place to put this is but anyway:

A leaked scouting report compiled by current Porto manager Villas Boas, whilst assistant to Mourinho. Scouts Newcastle whilst he was at Chelsea.

http://www.bragafut.com/artigos/art18.pdf

 

[Nick Cave]

Man that's detailed...

 

[Metallica]

For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God sake, knob ache

 

[jaygrim]

What?

 

[Metallica]

YouTube - RSK: For God's Sake Poem

 

[Tim7]

Karl Pilkington .

 

[fox_90]

YouTube - Baby Justin B. to Kim K.:"milf"

 

[jaygrim]

WTF?

 

[Milanista]

YouTube - Man drinks IPECAC

 

[mjsmith2k]

YouTube - Baby Justin B. to Kim K.:"milf"

 

[jaygrim]

I want some Ipecac now.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Re Bieber,

Everyone should watch the latest CSI Vegas, it has a great ending!

 

[BobbyBox]

Re Bieber,

Everyone should watch the latest CSI Vegas, it has a great ending!

Do they find a little Bieber pube in the thong of a stripper that got murdered? then use the spunk torch to find a little blob of Bieber love juice on the bed sheets? Then he gets put in jail forever?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

It's even better Bobby!

 

[Tim7]

It is pretty good.

 

[jaygrim]

It is pretty good.

I bet you like Bieber.

 

[Tim7]