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The Random Crap Thread

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Sulph said:
Not a word in there that isnt sexual, and it wasnt a joke.
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Oh come on......Erection Relief? Its definitely intentional humour behind all this. The story is about them building a new stadium - whatever the intention, it certainly got the attention of many!
 
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Tobias from Arrested Development could write similar headlines.
 
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np, I just found the site by accident. I'm glad I did, cause I was lloking for the Nike - Mission comercial for some time now.
 
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This is apparently 100% real (click here for your proof), something I never knew about until now.

"David (James) has been appointed global ambassador for the Special Olympics - an organisation that provides sporting opportunities for people with learning difficulties"

I'm completely guessing how this happened, so this could be completely, utterly off-course, but I'm imagining they saw his goalkeeping and thought "wow, it's great to see retarded people doing so well for themselves in sport, what a role model".

The Nevilles are up for deputy ambassador and assistant to the ambassador, apparently.

And apparently, if he could have anybody's mobile number, it would be his kids' (again, see that link above). I mean...?! Well, he is retarded I suppose, but Jesus, you'd think the journalist would have just put "Bruce Grobbelaar" or "Gordon Banks" or something to save his blushes.

Once again, this is real.
 
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If i knew her name i'd find as many pics as possible :)
 
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You wouldn't be the only one ;)

Easily the cutest face I have ever seen. Where did you find this pic from in the first place?
 
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kingpug said:
You wouldn't be the only one ;)

Easily the cutest face I have ever seen. Where did you find this pic from in the first place?
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It was uploaded on Imageshack on another site, asking the same question, who is she :D
 
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Am I the only one who finds all this
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shit on MSN REALLY fucking annoying?

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PMSL! No you're not!

Seriously, what's wrong with typing stuff out proper? I've never known what KK means either, and 99% of the time people say LOL, they don't laugh out loud, same for rolling on the floor laughing.. They probably just giggled or something.

Only time i've used lol is when i've grown tired of saying Haha all the time
 
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Also, all this week i've appeared on MSN as Bruce Forsyth

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And have took great pleasure in saying

"don't touch the pack... i'll be right back"
 
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You the man Proxi roflmao








































































*Shoots himself*
 
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I've been playing Yahoo Pool quite a bit this week. Some feeble attempts to get off with some illiterate, moronic yank girls I had. I couldn't take it anymore though. I honestly blushed when my disguise led me to type "lol" **shudder**.
I hope none of you have to go through such an experience.
 
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Alright, and now I've just played a game on there with a weird stalker type. He asked me,

"Tell me more about you your family?"

and

"What your parents do?"

Fucking hell. I prefer the stupid 15 year old american girls than his type.
 
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Oh that's fuuuuuuun, makes you realise how lucky you are not to be an illiterate never-sober boring boring moron.

*Makes a bet with himself that's he can't spell "illiterate" properly*

Oh, and it took me ten minutes to find out what "PMSL" means, Bruce. I was thinking it was "Peas Make Sheep Limp" until I looked it up. How does "myself" get spread across two words? Honestly.

Kids these days.

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sorry I fell and died on the keyboard #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o

Peas Make Sheep Limp? Not in my country it doesn't! :lol:
 
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ICQ eh? Jumpers for goalposts, small boys? Marvellous.

The sheep in your country are more resistant, they're used to it.
 
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Yeah because they're used to having their back legs inside our wellies :lmao:



Oooooh if we win on Saturday I'll be the winner of a TEN POUND NOTE, but if we don't, I've been told that I have to do a forfeit, and I haven't thought of one. #-o #-o #-o
 
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Also, just saw this on the main page of Evo Web, or should that be Evo Gewebe?
Yes, the German Crazy Frog...

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Who could forget such hits as MORGENSTERN and LAMPI?
Not me.
 
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