Re: What I hate about Evo-web
hutch said:
I'd also like to add Stan to the list of things I hate about evo-web.
I've been thinking about this Hutch. To be honest, i haven't slept this night. I'm really sad about this. You know i have this thing about wanting to be loved by everyone. And then one day you read on an internet forum that a very respected member of a community hates you. I've been thinking that maybe this is a joke, after all you are a very funny guy Hutch...everybody has missed you...I've been secretly to the Fish forum hoping that you would post in there and yes to my great satisfaction i could read your postings over there...because the truth is Hutch...i'm a big fan of you...you are so alternative, that i have to idolize you...and now i read that you hate me...hate is such a negative feeling Hutch...imagine how i must feel now...now i finally understand what Mark Chapman must have felt towards John Lennon (the most alternative main stream artist ever Hutch, you will agree with me, or does your hate stands in the way....that's a pity Hutch).
The thing is Hutch, i'm absolutely devastated by your post...i've been beating my wife this night and afterwards i went to a pub to drink myself consciousness but the problem is that they only have Stella Hutch and that's so bloody main stream.
Afterwards i went home, played a Master League with Heracles Almelo and bought all the players of the Chinese national team, lost all my matches and decided that my wife needed a new thrashing...Afterwards i listened to a couple of alternative albums by main stream bands...but i just kept thinking about you Hutch.
What have i done wrong???? I've been faithfully reading your countless posts on the Fish project about all the great things you have done on this forum...how you fought your heroic guerilla war against the powers that be on Evo-web and all the other ones (to be honest that's the only thing you talk about, but nevertheless, it's great Hutch)...and now your back to fight a new heroic battle against the big bad CW and to my extreme horror i see that you hate me...my life no longer has any sense Hutch...i'm smack in the middle of a midlife crisis and can't pay my mortgage, i've troubles at work (i have an illicit affair with a homosexual wrestler who's in love with me Hutch, imagine...) and now i'm hated by this extremely funny and intelligent person from the place to be (where are you from Hutch, i would like to know you better Hutch)...
Well, i'm off Hutch, i think i'm going to harass my beautiful secretary, she hates me too Hutch...you should meet her...she's really cute...i think you are a very cute person too Hutch...i would like to meet you once in a while...so you can tell me about all the heroic things you did at Evo-web...you are my internet Che Guevara...a real rascal Hutch....
So lets call it a truce...i simply cannot outwit you...you are God and mere humans should not mingle with beautiful young gods...a Hutch, your hate is killing me...what am i gonna do with my life...i wish you all the best in your virtual adventures in lo-fi Hutch...don't let your boss harass you IRL Hutch...just keep your head up because this evening you'll be on the internet where you are one big tough guy...a big personality...I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
Ninja: why don't you just cuddle with your new girl friend...she's lovely...i really like her...if i would not be a balding middle aged man with erection problems, i would ask her adress...
I hope she's nice because she sure is beautiful.
. Except that I never or rarely use 'LOL'. 
