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Your Worst Accident...

I remember when I was about 5 or something, I was playing with my cousins action man, but the friggin leg broke on him...............I cacked myself and ran out the house in my pyjamas and somehow ended up in the Police station, when my Aunt came down I was told that the Action Man was already broken.................pffffffffttttttttttt.

So the broken leg is the worst I've had.


FD
 
Mine has to be when I was in Florida in 2003
I was looking at a keyring thing (you know the ones that revole)
I was turning it, but it didnt turn and it collapsed
All the alphabetacly arranged keyrings were smashed up and the thing was destroyed
I didnt have to pay though
Those Americans are so understanding!!
 
Aliboy said:
Mine has to be when I was in Florida in 2003
I was looking at a keyring thing (you know the ones that revole)
I was turning it, but it didnt turn and it collapsed
All the alphabetacly arranged keyrings were smashed up and the thing was destroyed
I didnt have to pay though
Those Americans are so understanding!!
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Did you not even buy a key ring out of guilt :LOL:
 
Do not, I repeat do not break a bottle of beer in the top draw of your freezer... took me over an hour to clean the thing out last night...


Or snap your Fifa 08 disk on a door frame like a Muppet...
 
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I got hit by a rope on my bike today, how often do you get to say that? I cycle along our local canal routes regularly and I was heading past some barges when a coil of rope hit me on my the back of the head and Camel-pack, fortunately I swerved into a bush at the side of the canal and not the other way to take a dip...
 
hard 2 decide
hit on head with brick = 3staples
hit on head with bottle of wine = 3 staples
flipped car after hittin grass bank = sore chest
jumped by a crowd of ppl = 2 staples and a massivly swolen head
 
I fell 12 feet into a ditch full of nettles once and couldn't get out. I was wearing shorts too.
 
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