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The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

Chris Davies

Chris Davies

Chief PESsimist
Staff
Joined
14 May 2003
Location
UK
Team
Tranmere Rovers
Okay, we all know the name of the game, I post a picture and you have to provide as hilarious a caption as you can muster. If you want to suggest a picture, please feel free to send me a private message and it will be considered for the next round.

RULES

  • Each round will last for 1 week, during which time you can enter upto THREE captions. Any other captions past your first three cannot win points.
  • Each season will last for 16 weeks, after which time a champion will be announced and the scores reset.
  • If scores for first place are tied at the end of a season, there will be a playoff over 5 days to decide a winner.
  • First place awards 6 points, second place awards 4 points, third place awards 2 points.
  • Editing entered captions is allowed only for slight alterations - editing a post with an entirely new joke is NOT ALLOWED and will result in the entry being disqualified. So try saving your last entry for a few days if you think you might better it!
  • Each caption must be entered into its own seperate post. This is to make caption-editing easier to spot.

SEASON SIX LEAGUE TABLE

1 Dermot 8pts
2 jaygrim 6pts
3 fd1972uk 4pts
= Radiation 4pts
5 Jamesy 2pts


HALL OF FAME
Season 1 (single-point rules): 1st marukomu (30pts), 2nd jaygrim (22pts), 3rd BobbyBox (20pts)
Season 2 (single-point rules): 1st jaygrim (34pts), 2nd Dermot (30pts), 3rd freddyboy (28pts)
Season 3: 1st Jumbo_ (PLAYOFF WINNER - 48pts), 2nd Dermot (PLAYOFF RUNNER-UP - 48pts), 3rd BobbyBox (40pts)
Season 4: 1st Dermot (68pts), 2nd Jumbo_ (64pts), 3rd Jamesy (52pts)
Season 5: 1st Dermot (72pts), 2nd Jumbo_ (68pts), 3rd Radiation (60pts)


WORLD RECORDS (updated sporadically)
Highest points total in one season: Dermot (72pts)
Highest points total over a career: Dermot (222pts)


Previous seasons...

SEASON ONE LEAGUE TABLE single-point rules / twelve-week season

1 marukomu 30pts
2 jaygrim 22pts
3 BobbyBox 20pts
4 freddyboy 12pts
= Joystick 12pts
6 Jamesy 8pts
= Ret KiT 8pts
8 Jumbo_ 6pts
= winston 6pts
10 Dermot 4pts
= Joe 4pts
= urbanspy 4pts
13 Adonis 2pts
= footyfan 2pts
= miguel. 2pts
= tiktiktiktiktik 2pts


SEASON TWO LEAGUE TABLE single-point rules / twelve-week season

1 jaygrim 34pts
2 Dermot 30pts
3 freddyboy 28pts
4 BobbyBox 18pts
5 Jamesy 12pts
6 Jumbo_ 12pts
7 marukomu 6pts
8 Ret KiT 4pts


SEASON THREE LEAGUE TABLE twelve-week season

1 Jumbo_ 48pts WINS PLAYOFF
2 Dermot 48pts
3 BobbyBox 40pts
4 jaygrim 32pts
5 tiktiktiktiktik 22pts
6 Aliboy 18pts
7 CW 16pts
= pbchillin 16pts
9 freddyboy 14pts
10 Ret KiT 10pts
11 Joe 6pts
12 bradley1886 4pts
13 Jamesy 4pts

SEASON FOUR LEAGUE TABLE

1 Dermot 68pts
2 Jumbo_ 64pts
3 Jamesy 52pts
4 BobbyBox 34pts
5 Radiation 30pts
6 winston 20pts
7 fd1972uk 18pts
8 Spunk_of_MJ 10pts
9 Chris Bauer 8pts
= mjsmith2k 8pts
= pbchillin 8pts
12 Holio 6pts
= jaygrim 6pts
= Joe 6pts
= Nick Cave 6pts
16 Coopz 4pts
= Hawke 4pts
= tiktiktiktiktik 4pts
19 bigstuie 2pts
= Ret KiT 2pts

SEASON FIVE LEAGUE TABLE

1 Dermot 72pts
2 Jumbo_ 68pts
3 Radiation 60pts
4 jaygrim 58pts
5 Jamesy 48pts
6 Coopz 12pts
= fd1972uk 12pts
= Nick Cave 12pts
9 marukomu 10pts
10 BobbyBox 8pts
11 Chris Bauer 6pts
= Dar 6pts
= Mart 6pts
14 Tim7 4pts
15 CW 2pts
 
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ROUND 1 (13th July 07 - 20th July 07)

 
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(example entry in the hope of keeping a regular posting format)



Yeah, that kitboy should definitely be fired.
 
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Fashion news flash - Shoulder pads are back in.
 
The confusion over what exactly to do with a ball in the States rumbles on, with an enthusiastic David Beckham announcing he's going to "latch onto the Loos one as much as possible"
 
Jack Bauer said:
Don't worry about it, it's just a guideline.
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Am i missing something here? Is it the bold text? Is it the... length of my input? Is it the polka dot boxer shorts I'm wearing? :)

Ace to see the CC back by the way.
 
That would have been a definite winner for me, if you hadn't just disqualified yourself by making over three entries. :(

Read the rules, foo!
 
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So, David. Is it true about your wife's arse being a wide reciever?

;)
 
I only did three with the pictures the way you wanted them so I thought my first would be disqualified.
 
Seeing as it's the first week, I suppose I could let you off. No points deductions or anything. There's a £5.5m fine coming your way though.

[/FA impression]
 


"David Beckham (left) poses with New Orleans Saints star Reggie Bush during a photo shoot by Adidas for it's new Futbol meets Football campaign."
 
Beckham "They never told me id have to wear this when I joined! Victoria wont like this one bit!"
 
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Beckham:"Can i keep the padding and helmet? It will make f#$%ing my skeletal wive bareble again"


Actually thats rubbish, i vote for the wide receiver one :D
 
Your hilarious spelling might put you in with a chance, you never know. :freak:

"skeletal wife bearable"
 
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Beckham: Fancy a cup of tea?

Bush: No thank you, I've got to go home and do the ironing.
 
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